Oh God, am I fat. Or are you there God, it's Jen's fat. I have started a real diet. Yes, full with recipie laden book and all. So far so good, but really I am fat. A very unfortunate picture of me was taken at Natalie's birthday party. I was cutting the cake behind Natalie. It is a picture of a knife, a cake and my roll. It looks like I have an inner tube stuffed under my shirt. I have used that line many times to describe the picture to others. I always get a laugh, but then silence. They know it is true.
The tube is since gone as part of the bloat removal of the diet. I have to be patient. It took 5 years to develop, it will take more than a few weeks to disappear. On a lighter note, .....
umm I got nothin'.